G Factor

Okay, this is some of the premium talent from this year’s X Factor.

And yes, I too have had to don some shades, but only to veil my tears of utter glee.

 

#hOney #g #g star# #x factor #g factor #talent

#uk hip hoP

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‘You shouldn’t sound so proud – – It worked for the Wombles’

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Ro?

I drew this in August, though it has only emerged now due to upload fatigue (deffo a thing). Anywaysch, the jokes’re pretty self-explanatory, that is, if you’ve seen ‘Good Morning Britain’ (feat. self-made bigot, Katie Hopkins), been to one of Britain’s celebrated holiday parks (poor u), or been exploited in a northern jail (hope he treated u wel).

Also: Looking back, this one came out better than the previous; weirdly, the former depended more on pencil skeletons/cheeky editing than this one, and yet, it looked a lot worse. The freehand purge has, therefore, been somewhat misguided. Will attend to this on future uploads. XOXO

 

‘Ro? What’sya’ horror-scope?’

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Ro? Yeah, bases, this scan looks more patchy thanya’ grandpa’s socks (darn it, that was sposedta’ be a joke!). It has something to do with the background in panel 2 began to go green (I don’t have a fxcking clue as to why that could’ve happened – maybe the Greco-Roman gods diddenae want me to disgrace their creepy astronomy or some shxt. So long as Zeus doesn’t try and rape me, then I’m cool), and so I decidedta’ scan in pure black-n’-white, which subsequently drained out all the shadow and stuff.

Who cares though, it still looks like shxt…

 

‘Ro?’: Something something ISIS something something don’t chop me head off

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Hey, Stay, WTF U riskin UR neck (possibly literally) for some 2/10 joke? Surely, you wouldn’t wanna incur the wrath of Daesh and Western Media simultaneously?

Well, if those well-paid Journos found any other fxcking word to describe Daesh, then maybe I would be wiser. But those fxcking dudes maaaaaan, ya cannae read an article w/o some unnecessary octopus reference nowadays.

I can see it now: two middle class, middle aged London journos, sat in some expensive tapas bar, slowly chewing through some kalamari, both thinking: ‘Fxck, this is worse than ISIS!…. Wait a minute…’

Truly, they are the angels of society.

P.S – The big image at the bottom is DEFINITELY an octopus dressed in full jihadi costume. The look’s so in this Summer.

 

Do U eVeN lIfT, Ro?

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PROMO V.II

Yo-Yo, waguan?

Yeah, I’m good, thanks for asking mate, RUOK?

S’alright really, but the job market’s pretty tough these days, not sure how long I can afford to pay this rent. You still talking to Gary?

Yeah, me old mucker Gaz, ol’ Gazzy mcGazzomo, Gazprom LLP, why?

Well, it’s nothing really, but I know he’s an old fox widda clean d, so if he fancies getting himself sucked off for some spare change, y’know, bus fare, effectively, let him know that I’m puckering up for him.

 

– – Wait, wait, fxck, where the fxck is this shxt going? I know I’m talking to myself most-of-the-time, but that’s untenable. But to the facts, the picture above is the second poster in the ‘Can Obert Project’s’ public service announcement art gallery thing. Mate, now that I reflect I think that I made up the PSA theme, but IDGAFRN. The pique is prett-ee self-explanatory, so if you don’t geddit then you can go SUCK IT. Or, just scroll back up and look at it again, you’ll defz dig dat second time ’round.
Actual strips are actually scheduled! I mean IRL.

Yeah, I’m getting well good at txting these days.

Q: Ro? WTF happened? W[here]TF are your posts? — Ro? (Comic)

A: M8, I don’t have a fxcking clue. Well, I do. I’m currently tryna’ punch out some unay work (and in actuality, it’s going really well, despite the fact that the following’s gonna sound like some mad wild procrastination…) and I thought I’d czech out ‘Ro?’. In doing so, I thought I’d scrap the frankly […]

via Q: Ro? WTF happened? W[here]TF are your posts? — Ro? (Comic)

‘Ro?’: I thought that I’d hurdled over copyright infringement, but now they’ve even TM’d ‘probably’…

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PROMO V.I

Okay, this poster (that’s right, it’s a fxcking poster M8) appeared in York University’s ‘Can Obert’ project back in 2k14, y’know, back when I drew pics regularly and e-mailed people for submissions and that. I don’t know exactly what happened at this ‘project’; however, I can only guess that they had a few more walls to fill than planned and found some dodgy ‘public service announcements’ (that was the theme) hanging about their inbox and decided to just run widdit.

Now, I’m quite aware that this looks more like a failed ad campaign for a grotty danish lager (also, howma’ sposedta’ excuse my thinly veiled xenophobia whilst dranking something at 3.8%? Fxcking viking cxnts), which is quite true, but evidently I was running out of ideas by this point.

I know that I’ve lost one of these gems (featuring a character who never managed to reach the Ro? story line proper, y’know, ‘chapters’ 1-39), stating: ‘I’m not unemployed – I’m on strike’, ’cause I’m a rebellious-d-fxck-citizen-kane-kinda-kid. Luckily, however, another has survived my countless re-locations and will find itself published up on here in no thyme at all. Bases, I’m thinking about bringing back some kinda homepage, with these posters on it, ’cause at least they seem slightly more eye catching than 3 tiny panels stretched over super-bait self promotion.

Also, the title is fxcking true! Those corporate bastards have actually trademarked ‘probably’, which is probably the lamest fxcking thing I’ve heard in the world. Probably.